My Favorite Kidnapper

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A laugh out loud, unconventional opposites attract love story from Critically praised author Melanie Moreland I touched her confectionary creation, and she told me off. Slapping my hands and cursing in her own unique fashion. No one talked to me that way.n I liked it.n I liked her cake even more.n So, I took her to Italy to bake for me.n I should have asked her first, but I had a feeling she’d say no. I brought her cat, though—that should count for something. Now, I just need to convince her to stay.n And forget that little word.n 𝙆𝙞𝙙𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙧.n I’d prefer lover.n But we’ll wait until she doesn’t want to kill me in my sleep. n

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