The Grim Grotto (A Series of Unfortunate Events)

Queue up The Grim Grotto (A Series of Unfortunate Events) by Lemony Snicket on Audiobook Flow and let the chapters run. The whole book plays in the browser.

Dear Listener, Unless you are a slug, a sea anemone, or mildew, you probably prefer not to be damp. You might also prefer not to listen to this audiobook, in which the Baudelaire siblings descend into the depths of despair, underwater. The horrors they encounter are too numerous to list, and include mushrooms, a mechanical monster, a distressing message from a lost friend, and tap dancing. As a dedicated author who has pledged to keep recording the depressing story of the Baudelaires, I must continue to delve deep into the cavernous depths of the orphans’ lives. You, on the other hand, may delve into some happier audiobook in order to keep your ears and your spirits from being dampened. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket Don’t miss the rest of A Series of Unfortunate Events or Audible’s exclusive interview with Lemony Snicket! ©2004 Lemony Snicket (P)2004 HarperCollins Publishers, Inc.

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